1. banks
2. bills
3. food shopping
4. asda...(walmart to our american friends)
5. corkscrew's
6. pens
7. socks
8. people with *issues*
9. therapists
10. people who drive SUV's but don't do sports.
11. SUV'S
12. Mcdonalds..
13. american elections (really guys does it really take this long to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?)
14. Fox news...i thought this was some kind of joke...
15. Food fads
16. tights..(pantyhose)
17. waxing...
18. the word society when used by any politician.
19. tabloids
20. celebrities
21. *reality* tv
22. *light beer*
23. fat free chocolate..(its just not right)
24. corperate speak..cropulite is more like it
25. adverts
26. mobile phones (i got one but i don't have to like it)
27. microsoft
28. yahoo
29. british telecom
30. the british *summer*

forgive me i am very, very, very bored

• Toaster's (I have said this before but what the hell its true)
• showers
• tabloid newspapers
• slimming products
• i can't believe its not butter!..well i can its not.
• american presidents..if you look really carefully you can see the WMD's
• British prime minister's..no we're not eroding people's constitutional rights honest!..you don't agree well thats 42 days jail time...charges? don't need them!
• Oil companies
• NASA..yeah your really spending billions so you can just float around up there AND I'M THE POPE!
• The Pope, all my friends joined the hitler youth it was the in thing!
• Instruction books for any electrical item...
• any microwave meal with tasty or delicious on the box
• Mcdonalds
• Roadmaps
• scales (as any woman will attest)
• easy to assemble on anything from ikea
• The FA
• weathermen