samantha's posts with tag: lies
- Americans have perfect teeth..
- The British have bad teeth..
- Russians have no teeth, cause their economy's so bad all the dentists have emigrated...to the USA.
- Australians all live in perfect sunshine, BBQ everything and couldn't give a castlemine 4X about any thing else..they too have good teeth.
- Germans are bent on world domination..of beach loungers. Teeth average.
- The French are all onion wearing, garlic chewing surrender monkeys.
- Italians Ditto except the onions..also bad dental hygiene.
- Chinese aim to take over the world with tiny gymnast's, and a side order of post mao communism...
- Africa is either happy tourist tourist trap or worlds largest getto..but surprisingly good teeth...
- Greeks are hairy, feta eating ouzo swilling monsters...also invented democracy point in their favour.
- spanish are lazy, but pay attention to their dentists
- iraq's are all turban wearing, guntoting terroists. who are damn lucky we decided to go help them out.
- Georgians would just like to make it through the night..so what does any of this crap matter?
- Toaster's (I have said this before but what the hell its true)
- showers
- tabloid newspapers
- slimming products
- i can't believe its not butter!..well i can its not.
- american presidents..if you look really carefully you can see the WMD's
- British prime minister's..no we're not eroding people's constitutional rights honest!..you don't agree well thats 42 days jail time...charges? don't need them!
- Oil companies
- NASA..yeah your really spending billions so you can just float around up there AND I'M THE POPE!
- The Pope, all my friends joined the hitler youth it was the in thing!
- Instruction books for any electrical item...
- any microwave meal with tasty or delicious on the box
- Mcdonalds
- Roadmaps
- scales (as any woman will attest)
- easy to assemble on anything from ikea
- The FA
- weathermen
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