sam's grotto

sam's grotto http://selauk.multiply.com/ well this is me, mother, eternal student, pagan/wiccan , guitarist, singer(when needed) sci/fi writer, ex party animal, lover of all history. <table cellspacing="8" bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0">  <tbody> <tr> <td valign="center"><img src="http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/minicrest.gif"></td> <td valign="center">  My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:    Duchess Samantha the Cannibalistic of Lower Hellswicke   <a href="http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/peculiartitle.php">Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title</a>  </td></tr> </tbody></table>  love to everybody xx please enjoy the music <div style="VISIBILITY: visible; MARGIN-LEFT: auto; WIDTH: 450px; MARGIN-RIGHT: auto; TEXT-ALIGN: center; "><embed allowscriptaccess="never" style="VISIBILITY: visible; WIDTH: 435px; HEIGHT: 270px; " name="mp3player" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.musicplaylist.net/mc/mp3player-othersite.swf?config=http://www.musicplaylist.net/mc/config/config_black.xml&mywidth=435&myheight=270&playlist_url=http://www.musicplaylist.net/loadplaylist.php?playlist=32912686" width="435" height="270" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" border="0'/" wmode="transparent" quality="high" menu="false"> <a href="http://www.musicplaylist.net/"><img src="http://www.musicplaylist.net/mc/images/create_black.jpg" border="0"></a></div><a href="http://www.musicplaylist.net/standalone/32912686" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.musicplaylist.net/mc/images/launch_black.jpg" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.musicplaylist.net/download/32912686"><img src="http://www.musicplaylist.net/mc/images/get_black.jpg" border="0"></a>    <a href="http://www.maploco.com/view.php?id=2546662"><img alt="Visitor Map" src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/2546662.png" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.maploco.com/">Create your own visitor map!</a>  <embed allowscriptaccess="never"> Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:26:53 -0000 Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:49:07 -0000 sam's grotto http://images.selauk.multiply.com/logo http://selauk.multiply.com 100 100 Lyonesse..The cornish atlantis? <img class="alignright" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SKn-0woKClAAAAGObMY1/180px-Isles-of-Scilly-NASA.jpg?et=5UN1LZv5Dwc2Bh%2CiCi3%2CGw&nmid=0" border="0">Lyonesse is the celtic version of atlantis, once it streached from lands end to the scilly isle's..according to legend that is. The reason for its destruction is unclear. Merlin is mentioned in one account in another angry gods/goddess's get the Blame. In yet another that strange creature the giant of which cornwall has so many is accused of throwing huge rocks and innundating the land...<img class="alignleft" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SKoAFQoKClAAAAuNm2s1/th-DSCF3209crop.jpg?et=6IQYsPf6bJXtbqJh1yuXRA&nmid=0" border="0"> There are several things made clear in the oldest form of the legend. That lyonesse was a seat of power, a place where mighty warriors exchanged rings and pledged their swords to the king of cornwall. A golden age was had as would not be matched until arthurs time, then some thing happened what triggered the destruction as i said is open to debate. One man survived the royal heir Tristan Trevellyn, warned by a mysterious woman in a dream he rose in the middle of the night and saddled his faithful horse. He rode out alone, his father refusing to belive his kingdom would fall...who a... http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/42/Lyonesse..The_cornish_atlantis Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:49:07 -0000 A Comparison of stereotypes... <ul> <li>Americans have perfect teeth..</li> <li>The British have bad teeth..</li> <li>Russians have no teeth, cause their economy's so bad all the dentists have emigrated...to the USA.</li> <li>Australians all live in perfect sunshine, BBQ everything and couldn't give a castlemine 4X about any thing else..they too have good teeth.</li> <li>Germans are bent on world domination..of beach loungers. Teeth average.</li> <li>The French are all onion wearing, garlic chewing surrender monkeys.</li> <li>Italians Ditto except the onions..also bad dental hygiene.</li> <li>Chinese aim to take over the world with tiny gymnast's, and a side order of post mao communism...</li> <li>Africa is either happy tourist tourist trap or worlds largest getto..but surprisingly good teeth...</li> <li>Greeks are hairy, feta eating ouzo swilling monsters...also invented democracy point in their favour.</li> <li>spanish are lazy, but pay attention to their dentists</li> <li>iraq's are all turban wearing, guntoting terroists. who are damn lucky we decided to go help them out.</li> <li>Georgians would just like to m... http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/41/A_Comparison_of_stereotypes... Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:24:11 -0000 more annoying things <ol> <li>sacking people</li> <li>warm beer</li> <li>ham and pineapple pizza</li> <li>dentists</li> <li>dentists bills</li> <li>dieticians (rubbish)</li> <li>radio one..(we're young and hip..yeah right)</li> <li>'dance music'</li> <li>Busted..if you know you know if you don't you don't want too...</li> <li>boy bands</li> <li>american/british/french/cuban/german idol</li> <li>people who think they can sing</li> <li>people who want to be famous..with no clear reason why they should be...</li> <li>doctors</li> <li>vladimir putin</li> <li>vlad the impaler</li> <li>come on see where this is going</li> <li>goerge bush...come on you voted for a guy whose last name has that sexual connatation?</li> <li>cricket(only cause we keep losing..</li> <li>american football (rugby with pads)</li> <li>base ball (rounders with pads)</li></ol>   http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/40/more_annoying_things Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:18:28 -0000 Rock Carvings of England <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SJjM4AoKClAAABQqJh81"></a><a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SJjOKgoKClAAAB@90Xc1"><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SJjOKgoKClAAAB@90Xc1/spirals2.jpg?et=306OJQiMnDGRrgeitnXSCg&nmid=0" border="0"></a>Just a few pictures people. These were created about six thousand years ago. They are hidden on high hills and near natural pools and water falls. They carry similar motifs, the cup and ring, the maze, the spiral, flowers, stars...they are the oldest art in england. but time is the great obscurer, make your own decision as to their meaning. But you cannot help but notice the similarities to the design of stone henge and other circles make up your own minds and meanings....<a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SJjNcQoKClAAABe0OVA1"><img class="alignright" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SJjNcQoKClAAABe0OVA1/spirals3.jpg?et=p6gkMkOBtUlq2%2BXdDM1cCg&nmid=0" border="0"></a>                   <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SJjM4AoKClAAABQqJh81"></a>  <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SJjM4AoKClAAABQqJh81"><img class="alignright" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SJjM4AoKClAAABQqJh81/spiral.jpg?et=dJm7nk2hrCKD7n6tIXb30w&nmid=0" border="0"></a> and just to illustrate my point take a look at the pic of wood henge at the bottom cultural similarities?             <img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SJjPBQoKClAAADeJQ3Y1/woodhenge-nmr-18231-03.jpg?et=xagbvjvZeYZesII0qUadgQ&nmid=0" border="0">           http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/39/Rock_Carvings_of_England Tue, 5 Aug 2008 22:07:39 -0000 The Work Rant....or more properly, the Stupid Customer Rant Stupid annoying things people do in clothes shops, from my own experience...TODAY <ul> <li>drop stuff on the floor and not pick it up...sales assitant's not slaves.</li> <li>size 20 women asking why the size 12 does not fit, then insisting that they always wear size 12....</li> <li>asking if something looks nice...forgetting that since you're selling it you're going to say yes...</li> <li>ask for a discount after getting their own make up on something.</li> <li>leaving stuff in the wrong place(not stupid just annoying and lazy)</li> <li>trying on fifteen items, leaving them on the counter sans hangers, and not buying one.</li> <li>calling you by name(i might be forced to wear a name tag but don't remind me)</li> <li>coming in at 4:55 then getting offended when told we close in five..we do have the right to go home.</li> <li>getting snotty about the shop and/or stock...well you did not have to come in. shop at bloody harrods if you can afford it!! for that matter if you can afford it what ya doing in here?.</li> <li>Haggle...</li> <li>lock them selves in the chan... http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/38/The_Work_Rant....or_more_properly_the_Stupid_Customer_Rant Mon, 4 Aug 2008 21:25:29 -0000 annoying stuff <ol> <li>banks <li>bills <li>food shopping <li>asda...(walmart to our american friends) <li>corkscrew's <li>pens <li>socks <li>people with *issues* <li>therapists <li>people who drive SUV's but don't do sports. <li>SUV'S <li>Mcdonalds.. <li>american elections (really guys does it really take this long to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?) <li>Fox news...i thought this was some kind of joke... <li>Food fads <li>tights..(pantyhose) <li>waxing... <li>the word society when used by any politician. <li>tabloids <li>celebrities <li>*reality* tv <li>*light beer* <li>fat free chocolate..(its just not right) <li>corperate speak..cropulite is more like it <li>adverts <li>mobile phones (i got one but i don't have to like it) <li>microsoft <li>yahoo <li>british telecom <li>the british *summer*</li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></li></ol> forgive me i am very, very, very bored http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/37/annoying_stuff Sun, 3 Aug 2008 22:01:23 -0000 BIRTHDAY HELP i will be http://selauk.multiply.com/calendar/item/10002/BIRTHDAY Sat, 2 Aug 2008 20:31:40 -0000 Yet More Dartmoor Stories! probably the last lot..for a while enjoy.. The Phantom Pony of Saddle Tor<img class="alignright" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SITijwoKClAAABvxaSY1/th-T-BreezyRedINV.jpg?et=c53bWJqtKryYi4%2B3OF%2CFXA&nmid=0" border="0"> Ponies have been part of Dartmoor for thousands of years and therefore it is not surprising that the ghosts of one or two still haunt the moor. There have been sightings of ghostly black ponies that appear and vanish all over the tors and valleys. But probably the most persistent offender is the phantom pony that stalks the area around Haytor. Rather appropriately its favourite spot is Saddle Tor where numerous people have witnessed its presence. This particular phantom seems to have a evil sense of humour which is displayed in the nature of its manifestations.   It could well be that you are out walking around Saddle Tor when in the far distance the sound of galloping hooves is heard. Very slowly the noise gets nearer and louder as the hoof beats drum across the moor. It doesn't take long to realise that something is heading straight in your direction. At this point people usually plod on in the knowledge ... http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/36/Yet_More_Dartmoor_Stories Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:22:34 -0000 More Dartmoor Tales <img class="alignright" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SIOx1goKClAAAGx7y6E1/th-Nightcrawler-gothic-crap.jpg?et=0SO5YPalPM0sk7KDUg15xg&nmid=0" border="0"> very spooky there are many tales of the dark hunt this is the most popular..check out the links to my friends site. The Dark Huntsman One dark night a moorman was riding his pony homewards from Widecombe fair. To say he was in good spirits was a slight understatement, he had taken some bullocks and made a fair price for them so there was coin in his pocket and whisky in his belly. A pale moon hung in the night sky and the cloud bank was building from the west. Silence engulfed the moor like a shroud, and not a breath of wind shook the tussock grasses. ''ead on pawny, a storm be on its way," he shouted at his horse. The animal's ear pricked and as if smelling the air it sniffed and snorted. This journey up over the mighty dome of Hameldon was well trod by the horse and so little direction was needed from the farmer. The slow swaying motion of the plodding pony gradually rocked the moorman to sleep. It was a good job nobody else was abroad because from a distance the form of slumped rid... http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/35/More_Dartmoor_Tales Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:37:16 -0000 Mini Me.. <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIECYwoKClAAACp4w341"></a><a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIECmgoKClAAADS05nQ1"></a><a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIECmgoKClAAADS05nQ1"></a><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SIECmgoKClAAADS05nQ1/ME-TOO.jpg?et=wn2GoI7Y%2CX0Yxg%2CjKn8bPQ&nmid=0" border="0">there was a time i was sweet and innocent..it was quite a while ago....mini me...           I was a chubby child....<a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIEDBwoKClAAADHR23g1"><img class="alignright" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SIEDBwoKClAAADHR23g1/scan0001.jpg?et=1shqkyGZra4WbPVdO6yLAA&nmid=0" border="0"></a>             i also became blond... <img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SIEEsAoKClAAAFW0Xyo1/scan0003.jpg?et=22BkiU7wWDJDa5RloADLkQ&nmid=0" border="0"> <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIECmgoKClAAADS05nQ1"></a><a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIECmgoKClAAADS05nQ1"></a>  <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIECmgoKClAAADS05nQ1"></a><a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIED-goKClAAAEtRL541"></a><a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SIECmgoKClAAADS05nQ1"></a> http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/34/Mini_Me.. Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:03:18 -0000 Legends of Dartmoor. <img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SH5y4QoKClAAADzBDdY1/hound-tor.jpg?et=4287P87ZIZL%2BMnNwV%2CWpTQ&nmid=0" border="0">For those of you who don't know Dartmoor is a large area of heath's, bog's and moorland in devon. It is a national park, an area of outstanding national beauty as well as a site of special scientific interest.<a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SH5zoAoKClAAAEorOgY1"><img class="alignright" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SH5zoAoKClAAAEorOgY1/haunted-dartmoor.gif?et=cQbpXuKTh%2Bw94cx6GGrv3Q&nmid=0" border="0"></a> It is also one of the most haunted, pixey ridden, myth filled places in the british isles. And naturally a great place for kids. I spent many happy days there as a kiddy and as an adult. So thought i would share some of the weirder stories i grew up with.  The weaver of dean combe Deancombe is a small sleepy hamlet that is tucked under the southern edge of Dartmoor. This was a busy cloth producing area with Buckfast as its centre. Many years ago there was a weaver called Knowles living in a tiny house in Deancombe. He was reputed to be one of the most clever and skilful weavers on Dartmoor. His weft was taught and his weave straight and always the finished knap was of the highest quality. One would have thought that with all his talent he would be a contented soul but no far... http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/33/Legends_of_Dartmoor. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:41:38 -0000 My Favourite Places <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHUs3woKClAAAF30Ki81"></a><a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHUs3woKClAAAF30Ki81"></a><img class="alignright" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SHUs3woKClAAAF30Ki81/belas%20knap.jpg?et=zmp35X40c6ozYy3Aeff7Bg&nmid=0" border="0">Belas knap long barrow, a place i go to think. 4500 years old situated on top on a killer hill next to beautiful cleeve common. The mound itself is 55 metres long and 18 wide at its widest point  The mound was restored in the 1930's after being 'excavated' in the 19th century. the bodies of over 50 people have been discovered interned here... meaning this was an important place.  The best day i remember having here was the first time i took Connor. He valiantly climbed the hill despite being only two and a bit. Crawled all over the <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHUurgoKClAAAHqTWn41"><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SHUurgoKClAAAHqTWn41/Picture%200081.jpg?et=Rc3V%2BDy9M1SDQYHV0tIkdA&nmid=0" border="0"></a><a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHUs3woKClAAAF30Ki81"></a>mound and refused to come out of one of the open chambers. <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHUs3woKClAAAF30Ki81"></a>thats my little pagan!! when ever we come here we always leave something for the ancestors just to say thanks for letting us picnic in their special place!!<a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHUvagoKClAAABgehik1"><img class="alignright" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SHUvagoKClAAABgehik1/Picture%200082.jpg?et=WV%2CU24bPOthB78%2BHsOXYWA&nmid=0" border="0"></a><a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SHUs3woKClAAAF30Ki81"></a> http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/32/My_Favourite_Places Wed, 9 Jul 2008 21:17:37 -0000 CREATIVE SPECTRUM - ZIMBABWE IN CRISIS if you don't know about this you damn well should..if you think effects you not at all your bloody wrong take a look at my friends http://selauk.multiply.com/links/item/9/CREATIVE_SPECTRUM_-_ZIMBABWE_IN_CRISIS Tue, 8 Jul 2008 21:00:46 -0000 TIME Time flies it twists, turns makes us it's prisoner. never enough hours in the day, every second counts, what fallacy what idiocy we are free, each and every one to do what our heart, will's to be done. against the clock, there is no such thing, it is against ourselves, we fight for every thing.   http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/29/TIME Tue, 1 Jul 2008 22:13:33 -0000 Mark Thomas - London Protest 24th Feb 2007 This is a video of Mark Thomas' speech at the demonstration in London on 24th February 2007. Mark was one of many distinguished guests who spoke to the thousands of people gathered in Trafalgar Square. As ever Mark made his points in a way that only he can. It is a strange day indeed when a comedian has to stand up (no pun intended!) and say what our Government is to corrupt and spineless to say. Thanks Mark.Tony Blair took us to war on Iraq to find weapons of mass destruction. There were none. 655,000 Iraqis, over 3000 US soldiers and 130 British soldiers have died in that illegal war. Now Blair wants to spend up to £76 billion on new Trident nuclear weapons for a 'defence' policy based on indiscriminate killing of millions.Stop the War, CND and BMI organised the national demonstration to say no to these insane policies of death and destruction. http://selauk.multiply.com/video/item/22/Mark_Thomas_-_London_Protest_24th_Feb_2007 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:58:10 -0000 Mark Thomas - UK Arms Trade An excerpt of Mark Thomas comedy product (series 3, episode 2) about the sickening arms industry and trade in the UK. http://selauk.multiply.com/video/item/21/Mark_Thomas_-_UK_Arms_Trade Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:56:11 -0000 Mark Thomas - Politics boring The ruling class loves people who think politics are boring. Extracted from Mark Thomas Comedy Product series 1 episode 3. http://selauk.multiply.com/video/item/20/Mark_Thomas_-_Politics_boring Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:54:03 -0000 more obscure english poetry coutesy of the skip book Lines Written At an Inn At Henley. To thee fair freedom, i retire, From flattery, cards and dice, and din, Nor art thou found in mansions higher Than the low cot or humble inn.   'Tis here with boundless power i reign, and every health which i begin Converts dull port to bright champagne, such freedom crowns it at an inn!   I fly from pomp, i fly from plate, I fly from fashions specious grin, Freedom i love, form i hate, and choose my lodging at an inn   Here waiter take my sordid ore, which lackeys else where might hope to win,- it buys what courts have not in store, It buys me freedom at an inn.   Whoe'er has travelled lifes dull round, where'er his stages might be found, May sigh to think he still has found, The warmest welcome at an inn!! William Shenstone                           1714~1763 Should prob be called ode to the british pub! te... http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/28/more_obscure_english_poetry_coutesy_of_the_skip_book Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:49:06 -0000 The Wish just wanted to share this lovely poem i found... Well, then, i now do plainly see, This busy world and i will ne'er agree: The very honey, of earthly joy, Does of all meats the soonest cloy;   And they, methinks, deserve my pity Who for it endure the stings, The crowd, the buzz, the murmurings   of this great hive, the City.   Ah, yet ere i descend to the grave, May i a small house and a large garden have! And a few freinds and many books both true, Both wise and delightful too! And since love ne'er will from me flee, A mistress moderately fair, And good as guardian angels are Only beloved and loving me. ~Abraham Cowley (1618-1667)                      http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/26/The_Wish Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:25:25 -0000 French Taunting - Monty Python and the Holy Grail The two scenes of hilarious french insults. http://selauk.multiply.com/video/item/19/French_Taunting_-_Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:51:37 -0000 She's a witch! Monty Python and the Holy Grail... :D http://selauk.multiply.com/video/item/18/Shes_a_witch Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:48:34 -0000 Pentangle - Travelling Song A newly formed pentangle c.1968. http://selauk.multiply.com/video/item/17/Pentangle_-_Travelling_Song Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:56:56 -0000 Sunset Summer Solstice The sensual and soulful Jacqui Lalita gracefully belly dancing her way across the sands of Egypt, during the production of The Awakening. http://selauk.multiply.com/video/item/16/Sunset_Summer_Solstice Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:53:25 -0000 Stone Henge <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SFbzPAoKClAAAAbGPeM1"><img class="alignleft" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SFbzPAoKClAAAAbGPeM1/stonehenge.jpg?et=3JhprRZjvpjUpm0FGmravA&nmid=0" border="0"></a>With solstice around the corner i thought this a good time to share my knowledge of 'the henge'. If you have not been there it is hard to describe the atmosphere. Dispite the tourists and the hideous wire fence this is still a very sacred spot. You can feel the weight of centuries weighing down on you, this place was ment to exist forever and so far it has outlasted empire's. But what was it for? thats a difficult question. its hard to fathom what could have motivated our ancestors to move these huge blocks of stone (the sarsen came from about thirty miles away, the small bluestones even further) that is until you look at the whole landscape. The ridges around stonehenge are dotted with buriel mounds, a great causeway sweeps from the monument down to the river, there is also a mysterious earthwork the cursus which cuts the landscape in two. This was thought until recently to be a roman race track! it actually predates stone henge itself by about&... http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/25/Stone_Henge Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:26:06 -0000 Things That Lie <ul> <li>Toaster's (I have said this before but what the hell its true)</li> <li>showers</li> <li>tabloid newspapers</li> <li>slimming products</li> <li>i can't believe its not butter!..well i can its not.</li> <li>american presidents..if you look really carefully you can see the WMD's</li> <li>British prime minister's..no we're not eroding people's constitutional rights honest!..you don't agree well thats 42 days jail time...charges? don't need them!</li> <li>Oil companies</li> <li>NASA..yeah your really spending billions so you can just float around up there AND I'M THE POPE!</li> <li>The Pope, all my friends joined the hitler youth it was the in thing!</li> <li>Instruction books for any electrical item...</li> <li>any microwave meal with tasty or delicious on the box</li> <li>Mcdonalds</li> <li>Roadmaps</li> <li>scales (as any woman will attest)</li> <li>easy to assemble on anything from ikea</li> <li>The FA</li> <li>weathermen</li></ul> http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/24/Things_That_Lie Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:30:54 -0000 Picture Perfect~extravagent <a href="http://selauk.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SFG1HgoKClAAAHz@F2s1"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.selauk.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SFG1HgoKClAAAHz@F2s1/scan0001.jpg?et=9r7J%2CErn7hIZJkGqfMnBnw&nmid=0" border="0"></a> most extavgant thing i have done got http://selauk.multiply.com/journal/item/23/Picture_Perfectextravagent Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:46:22 -0000